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Some Christmas Jokes for Westmont’s Residents

Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to all the wonderful Westmont residents and staff from your monthly blog writer and his family of young editorial helpers!

Q: Why does Santa like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!

Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A: Because they always drop their needles.

Q: What do snowmen call their kids?
A: Chill-dren.

Q: What is Santa’s favourite thing to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: What is the name of Santa’s rudest reindeer?
A: Rude-olph!

Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
A: Jungle Bells!

Q: What do Santa’s elves learn at school?
A: The elfabet!

Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer.

Q: Why kind of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.

Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has noel (no L)!

Q: How do reindeer decorate their Christmas trees?
A: With hornaments!

Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.

Q: Who delivers presents to dogs?
A: Santa Paws.

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsil-itis.

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a Christmas bon bon?
A: A Christmas quacker!

Q: Who says, “oh, oh, oh”?
A: Santa walking backwards!

Q: Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley!

Q: What does everyone sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: “Freeze a jolly good fellow…”

Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle Smells!

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