Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year to all the wonderful Westmont residents and staff from your monthly blog writer and his family of young editorial helpers!
Q: Why does Santa like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A: Because they always drop their needles.
Q: What do snowmen call their kids?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: What is Santa’s favourite thing to do in the garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: What is the name of Santa’s rudest reindeer?
A: Rude-olph!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What does Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What do Santa’s elves learn at school?
A: The elfabet!
Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer.
Q: Why kind of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.
Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has noel (no L)!
Q: How do reindeer decorate their Christmas trees?
A: With hornaments!
Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: Who delivers presents to dogs?
A: Santa Paws.
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsil-itis.
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a Christmas bon bon?
A: A Christmas quacker!
Q: Who says, “oh, oh, oh”?
A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley!
Q: What does everyone sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: “Freeze a jolly good fellow…”
Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle Smells!
