So… to take the pain out of this time of year, we’ve compiled a list of accounting related terms to make light of the dreaded ‘Tax’ word.
- Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
- There are just three types of accountants: those who can count and those who can’t.
- An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
- What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? The accountant knows he’s boring.
- What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night.
- What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular.
- Why do accountants make good lovers? They are great with figures.
- What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost.
- Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant? No. Me neither.
- What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
- What’s an accountant’s favourite book? 50 shades of grey
- What is the definition of a budget? An orderly system of living beyond our means.
